Muttonchops and Memories

decemberpaladin: thegreatgodum: i have cider hiccups throw...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:05:06 -0600

decemberpaladin:

thegreatgodum:

i have cider hiccups throw stuff at me

Like anybody cares

Womp wommmmp

I am so open, 24-hour stores are closed.

I don’t know, I’m sure Someone is curious about Something. Anon will be on.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:23:33 -0600

wtfbadromancecovers: Gay shape-shifting cuttlefish erotica. For...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:41:55 -0600

wtfbadromancecovers:

Gay shape-shifting cuttlefish erotica. For all your gay shape-shifting cuttlefish erotic needs.

allacharade: sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:00:36 -0600

allacharade:

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

i blame Neil Gaiman entirely

Bioweapons! Get your bioweapons here!

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Fri, 24 May 2013 14:18:51 -0600

Nine Hours boutique capsule hotel in Kyoto.

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:37:28 -0600

Nine Hours boutique capsule hotel in Kyoto.

sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:56:04 -0600

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

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Fri, 24 May 2013 12:14:50 -0600

raw-r-evolution: Same

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:32:30 -0600

raw-r-evolution:

Same

muffinpines: jinn0uchi: viivus: Robert and Rosalind Lutece in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:07:51 -0600

muffinpines:

jinn0uchi:

viivus:

Robert and Rosalind Lutece in Professor Layton-y style - now with actual puzzles!

(answers over here)

Personal note - the only puzzle of these three I actually solved without getting the answer spoiled was the last one, and it took me half an hour. So. don’t feel bad about not getting it.

lutece no

FRICK

That first one was wonky. A little too vague on the rules. Got the dominoes one, though.

I miss brain teasers.

ambidextrously-erotic: miserablemumbling: mitzi—may: Performin...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:51:08 -0600

ambidextrously-erotic:

miserablemumbling:

mitzi—may:

Performing my golden Cyberman Burlesque act at Club Noir in Salzburg.

I spy Auryn.

I think my crotch just got upgraded.

~AE

hollywoodwhispers: Sometimes the most amazing things show up on...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:09:26 -0600

hollywoodwhispers:

Sometimes the most amazing things show up on your Facebook newsfeed.

By Paco Dietz at Graven Image Tattoo, Santa Clara, CA

"I’d like to take a trip down speculation lane. Let’s pretend for a moment that these accusations..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:27:55 -0600

“I’d like to take a trip down speculation lane. Let’s pretend for a moment that these accusations against our soldiers are all correct. Let’s entertain the notion that these women, and many of their compatriots, suffered extreme abuse at the hands of male soldiers. Does this not form the most compelling argument of all that we must not deploy women alongside men? If we cannot trust men not to rape, assault and abuse women, why do we even place women in the position of vulnerability to these crimes? If we cannot trust women to undertake reasonable efforts to prevent sexual abuse or harassment, why do we place them in environments which present this risk?”

- More from that fucking guy that said tattoos make you a whore.
By this logic, if you lock all of your doors and have all of your windows rolled up on your car, it’s your fault that you drove it to the store and it got stolen.
Can’t teach people not to steal cars! NO NO NO! (via shoebie-love)

“If we cannot trust men not to rape, assault and abuse women, why do we even place women in the position of vulnerability to these crimes?” Because there’s no other option for women to be other than anywhere in existence right now?

Seriously, that guy is a fucking idiot. “Reasonable efforts” to avoid rape and harassment? Like what, never let themselves be seen by men? This line of think assumes that, by existing, women are somehow complicit in the behavior of men who rape or harass them- which means that these men can convince themselves that their sexual abuse and catcalls and insults aren’t their fault. Because they don’t think they should have to do something revolutionary, like treat women as people with feelings and rights and a purpose other than some guy’s sexual approval.

Fuck. That. Shit.
(via nudityandnerdery)

Still raining outside

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:59:35 -0600

I am the most content I’ve been in a while, just for that.

Bed’s pretty dang empty, though.

sourcedumal: discoverynews: teamepiphany: Virtual...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:46:36 -0600

sourcedumal:

discoverynews:

teamepiphany:

Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.

Wow! I kinda love this idea.

We have that here in Chicago. I forget which red line stop its on (I believe it’s Monroe or one of the Loop stops)

lizardking90: Say hello to the ‘Butterfly of the Sea’ also...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:14:14 -0600

lizardking90:

Say hello to the ‘Butterfly of the Sea’ also known as a Sea Robin or Gurnard.

An odd looking fish, this species is a bottom dweller, they live on the sea floor and can actually “walk” along underwater by alternatively moving its pelvic fins and short pectoral fin rays. It’s not related to flying fish, nor do they glide in air, the large pectoral fins are normally held against the body but are spread out when threatened to put off predators.

Epiclabtime

relatedworlds: If you’ve never played Portal/Portal 2, you’re...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:32:44 -0600

relatedworlds:

If you’ve never played Portal/Portal 2, you’re doing life wrong.

umbrellaless22: Especially the 2nd to last one. gahhhh.

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:51:18 -0600

umbrellaless22:

Especially the 2nd to last one. gahhhh.

crywanking: KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAA TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:09:36 -0600

crywanking:

KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAA

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO

infinity-imagined: Patterns on Mars

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:28:08 -0600

infinity-imagined:

Patterns on Mars